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One junction down from Foz do Arelho on the A8 is Obidos, a medieval walled town and castle, and, in the summer, the venue for a medieval fair. Lured by the promise of traditional food, fancy dress and a tournament, we took the kids there this afternoon. On reflection, traditional food should have been less a lure and more of a threat.
The outskirts of Obidos are narrow streets with shops selling tourist nick-nacks. As you get closer to the walls, the streets get narrower, the shops get a bit odder. We found our way into the traditional costume rental shop, which is a massive dress-up chest for adults and for our two girls, enraptured by their princess dresses. There was also a full long sleeved shirt of chainmail, which I tried on, and then struggled to get off.
Somehow, with two people helping, I got the ten kilos of steel off, and left, quite relieved. From there it was a short walk to the castle gates, except we got lost and went in precisely the wrong direction. Once corrected, we went past a mad crone with a kitchen knife and brown teeth who terrified Destroyer, who thereafter had to be carried sobbing into the town proper and a leper, and a mad woman with a noose around her neck.
Round the corner from that were the town whores, two drunks having a fight and a man in a corset with fake boobs and makeup pancaked over his stubble. To say that the kids were frightened by this version of the Middle Ages would be a gross understatement.
They were rather obsessed by the donkey, which was good as it went past several times, doing laps of the market. There were also two camels and a baby goat one day old that they loved.